a town in massachusetts where the popos drive by and say "parks closed" instead of taking your beer and writing you up. where menots, hills, "the hop," towers, and res are a part of your vocabulary. where after a drunken night, it is always essential to go to bill and bobs to find other fellow a-towners. a place where it is forbidden to leave the AHS campus, but everyone does it anyways. and, if your lucky enough to play hockey, you get away with everything. most likely the only place in the world where the mascot is named after a pond (like WTF!) GO SPY PONDERS!!!!
that guy lives in a-town, he must thrive off of beat nights!