Save a wave, ride a surfer 

A shirt made by hollister targeted towards unknowing teenagers. Meaning, if you "save a wave," you can have sex with a surfer.

Lauren: "I bought my daughter a shirt saying save a wave, ride a surfer!"

Jenny: "You're stupid!"

Save a wave, ride a surfer by wraither September 22, 2009

Kiss a surfer/drummer day 

On September 30 it is national kiss a drummer or surfer

“Man I’m so excited for September 30”
“What’s that”
“ Kiss a surfer/drummer day you have to kiss a drummer of surfer girls go up to surfers or drummers and kiss them “

Kiss a surfer/drummer day by Green been September 18, 2021

They did a surgery on a grape 

They did a surgery on a grape

Person 1: the grape needs to go to the hospital
Person 2: Okie guys were gonna do surgery on a grape
*starts sugary*
Person 2: the surgery was a success

They did a surgery on a fucking grape

🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
They did a surgery on a grape

They did a surgery on a grape by Ligma my balls November 29, 2018

A surgery 

To poke someone once in an uncomfortable area while displaying kind eyes and a calm demeanor while saying "A surgery"

Your friend is playing a video game minding his/her own business you walk over and poke him/her in the rib startling them as you say calmly "A surgery"

A surgery by Guy_Named_Hat September 14, 2011

A Surfers Prayer 

A Surfer's Prayer
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen

Have you heard A Surfers Prayer by LB da Rubbermann? Everybody used to say surfers don't have a prayer ; Now they got a prayer.

A Surfers Prayer by K&LB June 27, 2020

they did surgery on a grape 

a meme dating back to around november 2018. it refers to “they” (they being scientists, i think) using an automated surgery system to peel back the skin of a grape. also a good conversation ender.

jill: i’m so sick and tired of how you treat me, you never pay attention to me and never think of me! this is why i’m breaking up with you.

bubba: they did surgery on a grape

they did surgery on a grape by yaranaika? February 16, 2019

They did surgery on a grape 

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape by Oioi4 December 9, 2018