Lalani is obsessed with his a-spot. He practically never takes his finger out of his bum!
1. Turn on the oldschool stovetop element to full power (found in almost every young person's flat in NZ)
2. Slot knives into elements
3. While waiting for knives to get insanely hot, roll your weed into balls and smash the bottom off a bottle (secret method required). Galliano bottles are brilliant.
4. Put the bottle to your mouth (not the smashed end) and ask your mate to drive for you.
5. Driving requires concentration and skill. Grab the knives by the handles and dab a spot with the hot end, thus picking it up. Hold knives under bottle's end while the receiver holds bottle top to mouth. Moosh the spot together between the knives, releasing smoke. Moosh it good and while your mate sucks it up.