-verb (used without object)

1. to defecate in a common area without provocation
The drunken, boisterous roommate shamelessly monked in the TV room.
by wooplight February 27, 2007
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Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".
I'm also misunderstood. I need to straighten slanted things and correct grammatical and spelling errors. I also have the tendency to close doors. Up until the word "doors" there were 47 words in this entry. So, I'm going to add words to make that number a multiple of 13, my favourite number. Note: numbers aren't words.
Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".
by Joe Blowe July 1, 2006
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Originates from the term monkfishing, which means to fish for a monk (an attractive women) in a bar or social environment.

Monk is used to describe a stunning women.
Shit check out that monk over there, she is awesome!

Mate I hooked up with the fittest monk last night
by Michael Rogers May 28, 2008
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1. a friend or acquaintance

2. a greeting to a friend or acquaintance used in a similar manner is "homeboy", "vato", "g", and "homey ill skillet".
1. Steve-o is awesome. He is such a monk.

2. What up monk?
by Chiggers Dudley April 14, 2008
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To monk is to be OCD. 110% organized.
Buck monked out the warehouse. It was OCD clean.
by ConejoView October 7, 2016
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an idiot; somone who acts dumb.
It's used primarily when you don't want to swear, but you want to get your point out.
Wow, I can't believe you just said that. Stop being a monk!
You're such a monk!
by pari October 16, 2004
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When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.
Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.
by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010
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