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feed it a corn husk 

1. A phrase uttered when a person feels the urge to deficate, and is aware that the feces to be expelled is both solid and of considerable mass.

2. A phase uttered upon an inquiry to your last location, if said location was the toilet. (Same fecal prerequisites apply)
Man, that beer and burrito combo really got to me, I have to go feed it a corn husk!

Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger 

A burger served with corn salsa!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger, it comes with corn salsa!"

Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute. 

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.
Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Cat a corn 

Cat a corn is a cat that loves corn and other types of veggies and cat a corn will eat anything that is healthy for his body and cat a corn is always up to doing the right thing. A cat has wings.
I found a cat a corn while I was on a plane and it was flying.
Cat a corn by Cactus pineapple October 17, 2020

Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog! 

Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.
You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

Crab-a-corn 

When you go down on a guy, pinch his inner thighs with your hands, and fondle his balls with your mouth. His dick is rested on the forhead creating a unicorn apperance.
Dude i totally got a chick to crab-a-corn the fuck out of me yesterday. Was so hot.
Crab-a-corn by Mayglayla August 30, 2016