A touch of the Beebo's

A Touch of the 'beebo's':
The inability to take a shit in public.

Usually occurs when then person trying to drop the kids off at the pool know that other people will hear.

"Aw man, I can't go with you there, I've been dying all day but the seal just won't crack... I've got a touch of the Beebo's"

A touch of the Beebo's by Y-Bob July 14, 2009

A Touch of Church 

When Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce is added to a pot or bowl of macaroni & cheese.

"Sharon made delicious mac & cheese tonight with a touch of church."

"Cheese, ketchup, & just a touch of church to help enhance the flavor."

A Touch of Church by Justa T.O.C August 10, 2018

A touch of the kissys 

An affliction that someone has when they demonstrate a megalomanic tendancy to use and abuse their (normally limited) power at will.

*** You were kicked from #SomeChannel by SomeHitler (Hahaha)

<You> Sigh, looks like someone's suffering from a touch of the kissys.

A touch of the kissys by enemy of the state October 9, 2005

can i have a touch 

When your friend offers you a premium inhale on a fine joint

Rohan - Hey Zach, can i have a touch?
Zach - *makes hand gesture towards joint*

can i have a touch by touch_master August 18, 2019

getting a touch

To get acknowledgement or inclusion from any one person or group by means of sexual relations, facebook, events, or any form of communication.

I love getting a touch from my girl

getting a touch by bfitz311 August 22, 2010

cappin a touch 

-it's amost like "Half way to 1st BASE", coming close too but not even close too all the way, without intent, couldn't help it

- DAM her boobs are so big, when I greeted her I skimmed off them. I hope she don't blam me for "cappin a touch"

cappin a touch by GODloljking November 17, 2006

did you-a touch-a my spagette 

DIDYOUATOUCHMYSPAGETTE
its a micky-mouse version of goldilocks and the three bears but instead of porridge its spaghetti :)

:] :ooo some spaghetti
REE: did you-a touch-a my spagette

:] : OHNO

did you-a touch-a my spagette by ChesBAllxxX January 8, 2021