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keep it a ticket 

To keep it even more than a buck or a stack.
My dude let me keep it a stack nah, let me keep it a ticket.

Floating a Ticket 

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.
Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.

ate a ticket 

Thanks for coming out to the cornhole tournament. It was a blast!! Unfortunately the cops were not intrigued by my bag hucking skills and so I ate a ticket. Venmo is @huckbags and the digits are 42069
ate a ticket by 69loverneverdoer November 8, 2021

Beat a gipsy ticket

If you can obtain this ticket, you can beat a gipsy without punishment.
Jack: Do you want a Beat a gipsy ticket?
Luigi: Yes!
Jack: You can print unlimited amount of that!

A Golden Ticket 

Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory
Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!
A Golden Ticket by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Chasing a Golden Ticket

Refers to a friend that has not gotten laid in sometime, so that when he/she does get an opportunity they will abandon you in your current state to chase after the chance to get get laid even if it isnt 100% certain
Why did Joe just leave?

Hes off chasing a golden ticket.

He's what?

His wife might put out tonight.