Drop a stool

To defecate. Stool - a discharge of fecal matter.

Wow, after finishing my morning coffee I really have to drop a stool!

Drop a stool by Clark Westfield June 15, 2008

pull up a stool 

To sit down and relax.

I were sitting alone in a restaurant and I saw someone else sitting alone, so I said to that person: "Pull up a stool!" and patted the empty chair next to me, meaning come and sit down next to me.

pull up a stool by unfa May 20, 2014

levi.needs.a.stool_ 

hawt as hell

levi.needs.a.stool_ hawt

levi.needs.a.stool_ by levi.needs.a.stool_ April 5, 2022

pull up a stool 

when needing a poo ,the act of sucking the brown stuff back up using the anus muscle.
used in time of not being able to take a shit.

had a nightmare at work the other day,didnt go for my morning poo.by the afternoon i had to pull up a stool,to late it resulted in a snap off.....

pull up a stool by mart70 April 27, 2009

not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing 

A woman that is just plan ugly

Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?

Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing by kegggstand October 3, 2008

Fuck me with a stolen dick 

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.

Fuck me with a stolen dick.

Fuck me with a stolen dick by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019

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I Stole A Book On Prophecy With Kira Stephanie Cummings

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I Stole A Book On Prophecy With Kira Stephanie Cummings by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025