A Steven Crowder

To be metaphorically "in the closet" and so fearful of your homosexuality that you viciously and relentlessly attack other homosexuals.

He is so in denial he is pulling "a Steven Crowder".
Before coming to terms with his homosexuality Ricky Martin did "a Steven Crowder".
He may be married to Hilary but that guy is so gay he must be doing "a Steven Crowder"!

A Steven Crowder by Knight of Niii June 3, 2019

A Steven Segal 

A Steven Segal is a badly rolled joint, fat and slow burning.

I aint smoking that Steven Segal.

A Steven Segal by Liam Domonkos January 8, 2005

a steven hawkins

when some one gives you and answer that's neither true nor a lie.but entirely made up.

steve says " what colour is the sky?"

dans reply " its a relative concept, when you think about it"

steve " what the f are you going on about thats clearly a steven hawkins "

a steven hawkins by borris planet September 5, 2013

pulling a Steven Slater 

Acting out your crazy job-quitting fantasy during a particularly difficult work day.

I really felt like pulling a Steven Slater at work today, but I really need the money

pulling a Steven Slater by mn24 August 10, 2010

Pulling A Steven 

Fucking said bitch in the first day you two meet

I just met this girl named jasmine and I feel like pulling a steven

Pulling A Steven by HappyButtPlug May 12, 2014

Pulled a Steven 

Def 1: One who drives to vegas for six hours extremely excited to party the night away only to get to vegas and pass out 2 hours later.

Def 2: One who drinks too much too fast and ktfo while everyone else is just starting their nights

"sophia pulled a steven and is completely out..." -Hugh

Pulled a Steven by hoangry May 4, 2010

Pulling A Steven 

Abandoning an entire alias or chat of some sort shortly after saying "Fuck you guys"

Fuck you guys i'm pulling a Steven

Pulling A Steven by mynameissteven July 27, 2016