a spoon in a glass of water 

An exclamation showing one’s dislike for food photos.

I showed Stephen a spoon in a glass of water when he kept sending me food photos. He stopped soon after!

a spoon in a glass of water by megan11000 March 12, 2021

grab a spoon 

More like a metaphore than a slang word grab a spoon means that women are like different types of ice-cream and that you should grab a spoon (meaning that you should get back on the game)

-"Dude I just broke up with Wendy."
-"Hey, listen you gotta grab a spoon dog."

grab a spoon by Chinoviejo January 2, 2008

Kill Me With a Spoon 

A phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you'd be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.

dude 1: hey didja parents see your report card?
dude 2: omg kill me with a spoon.

Kill Me With a Spoon by bob shmoffendoodle April 12, 2011

gag me with a spoon 

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.

Oh, gag me with a spoon! Look at the zits all over that nerd's face!

gag me with a spoon by Dennis October 10, 2003

Gag me with a spoon 

a phrase used to describe how unpleasant a situation may be

Hey jess, remember when you dated Evans?

Yeah, gag me with a spoon.

Gag me with a spoon by mustachio&jessica May 25, 2009

I am a spoon 

When you run out of the dank insults and don't have anything more creative. Maybe somebody collects spoons in your family? Brilliant! Go sit in a drawer like the low-life piece of cheap metal you are.

I am a spoon! (Internal crying)

I am a spoon by Spoonnotaspork October 20, 2016

fuck me sideways with a spoon 

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.

Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...

fuck me sideways with a spoon by Scutha January 18, 2008