Beast of a Son 

A reciprocal of the same popular euphemism Son of a Beast that denotes the same meaning as its root phrase.

"Son of a Beast, Beast of a Son. Seast of a Bun, Bun of a Seast."

Beast of a Son by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003

Ten go pick a son in me cool low 

You just said your ass is itchy in Spanish

Me: scratches ass vigorously like SMG4 mario.
TEN GO PICK A SON IN ME COOL LOW AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Ten go pick a son in me cool low by PaulDeLOL December 11, 2020

I'll be a son of a Siberian sea sucking sunfish 

Just an old saying from the old south. A term of wonderment or amazement.

I found gold in them thar hills!

Well I'll be a son of a Siberian sea sucking sunfish!

I'll be a son of a Siberian sea sucking sunfish by Psycat2 September 25, 2014

If I had a son he would look like this

Is a joke made from a speech President Obama made about Trayvon Martin who was shot and killed by a neighborhood watch. In the speech Obama read he said "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon". The reason this joke arisen is because many people misinterpreted it and thought he said that every black person looked the same.

Another way the joke was made is when someone dies than you'd say this. Because the speech was given when Trayvon was deceased so it was interpenetrated as "If I had a son he'd look dead".

If I had a son he would look like this.

If I had a son he would look like this by boondox July 1, 2014

Bitch of a son 

Your sons girlfriend.

Bro lily is such a bitch of a son!!

Bitch of a son by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming March 13, 2022

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed 

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

“she would give you a son” 

Usually refers to a woman that is very attractive and slender in her physique

A friend says - “That girl is very good looking”

Response - Yes, “she would give you a son”

“she would give you a son” by Anonymous phyiks May 27, 2021