Broke a robber

When someone drops a dumbbell on your eye

When Abossy was lifting he broke a robber.

Broke a robber by Redneckfarmerboy35 March 7, 2017

head like a robber's dog

basically Joanne on a good day

that joanne has a head like a robber's dog, and that's on a good day

head like a robber's dog by hickdead November 18, 2025

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Commit a robbery 

The act of stealing one's girl at a club or party whilst he is away.

How to commit a robbery:

Mike "The Situation":I committed a robbery, bro.

Vinny: Yo, man, who does my dick taste? How do you like my sloppy seconds?

Mike "The Situation":(after giving it some deep guido evaluation)...I committed a robbery, bro.

~Jersey Shore

Commit a robbery by Wafflicious July 12, 2010

UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE 

Used by Vinny Barbarino, in welcome back kotter, as a scape-goat for extreme frustration, or backed into a corner and no intellegent answer is thought of.

"so where were you last night?"
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"up your nose with a rubber hose!!!!"

UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE by justin vs January 6, 2008

Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit 

To come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing.

According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.

Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off

After leading the league for most of the season, the Phillies will probably fall apart like a Robert Hall suit and finish in last place.

Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit by Stainless Steel Cat May 8, 2008

Doing a Roberts 

Wandering aimlessly around the office, avoiding work and occasionally pretending to make a 'very important' phonecall

"Where is he? This report was supposed to be finished an hour ago!"
"He's was here a second ago - He must be doing a roberts"

Doing a Roberts by chichesterfield October 5, 2007