A river has fallen into the man in lego city 

When you heard the "A man has fallen into the river in lego city" and you get so tired so you just change the words to make it less boring

John: Have you heard about the man that felt into the river in lego city?
Oliver: Yes, I heard it 1984932 times.
John: But, I bet you haven't heard about this one; A river has fallen into the man in lego city.
Oliver: No, I haven't heard that!

A river has fallen into the man in lego city by your everyday teacher February 11, 2020

a river in egypt 

A euphamism for denile

That damn river in egypt scrweing everything up.

a river in egypt by ramses June 5, 2005

denial is a river in egypt 

Popularized on TikTok, implying someone is in denial. This phrase is referring to a clip of Wendy Williams on a radio show, where she says to a caller “denial is a river in Egypt, your husband is gay.” The joke is that Wendy recited the saying incorrectly.

The real saying is “denial is not (just) a river in Egypt”: A humorous phrase used to highlight the fact that someone is in denial about something. (A pun on the colloquial pronunciation of "the Nile.")

“Denial is a river in Egypt”: Remember that time Wendy Williams said “denial is a river in Egypt, your husband is gay!” while live on air?

“Denial is not (just) a river in Egypt”: The boss thinks he can salvage this project by throwing more money at it. Someone should let him know that denial isn't a river in Egypt.

denial is a river in egypt by sometimesitslikethat January 27, 2023

cry me a river 

to tell a moaning person to shut up and that you dont care.

your cat got ran over and your giro is late, Cry me a river love!

cry me a river by filth April 23, 2003

cry me a river 

besides the awesome justin timberlake song, an expression that means i've been through worse, you're being a drama queen

person: omg my chihuahua is sick
you: cry me a river loser both of my dogs are dead.

cry me a river by charliee September 6, 2007

72 virgins and a river of wine 

Something Allah will give in paradise, if you strap a bomb to yourself and go blow something up.

Allah will give me 72 virgins and a river of wine in paradise!! *kaboom*

72 virgins and a river of wine by Johny McJohnson the sixteenth February 1, 2008

pulled a river 

When someone that you start to get over or you thought you got over that person but that person does something and makes you like them again or makes your heart skip a beat

Girl: did you see that? He totally pulled a river
Girl 2: I totally saw that how could he?!

pulled a river by letsbenicetoeachother October 3, 2016