Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign 

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign either is protesting the perfection wanted of people or physically urinating off said sign.

Man:”I went and got a drink.”
Man 2: “Oh no.”
Man: “Yeah I ended up Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign.”
Man 2: “Protesting?”
Man: “No... literally.”

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign by Actually It Is *insert thing* September 17, 2019

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle 

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.

Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle by Pierre Le Pew January 26, 2006

Bulldog licking piss off a thistle 

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.

Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?

Bulldog licking piss off a thistle by Anonymous May 26, 2003

bulldog licking piss off a nettle 

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

bulldog licking piss off a nettle by Doc October 26, 2003

Piss off a cliff 

A phrase or an insult meaning one of three things. One being to actually pee off a cliff, two, being to make a cliff mad, or formally to piss off, but off a cliff.

Nik: Piss off a cliff.

Andrew: What should i say to piss it off?

Christian: Why would i piss off a cliff when i can piss in a bush?

Nik: No piss off. Jump off a cliff.

Piss off a cliff by Dig_Life August 26, 2011

piss off a nettle 

When one comes across a female of such great beauty, one is compelled to commit any form of depraved sexual act. Falling to such a low that one would even indulge in drinking the urine of the lady in question from a place that was almost certain to result in pain - in order to reach sexual gratification and impress the girl.

Look at her in her tight top, micro-skirt and high heeled shoes - hair waving in the summer breeze. I would lick her piss off a nettle.

piss off a nettle by normanstanleyfletcher November 21, 2016