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V&A Museum

Personal achive of hard core pornography.
My father-in-law offered to mow the lawn, and before I could stop him, he'd found the V&A Museum in the garden shed.
V&A Museum by George Vespe May 7, 2008

muselk is a trap 

An incorrect statement that many believes to be true but is not.
Luckzify: muselk is a trap
muselk: Excuse me what the fuck?

A night at the Museum 

A sexual act involving a person with a bus pass. Fucking a Cougar or a Panther.
"It's Grab-a-granny Friday at all branches of Wetherspoons. Come on down and enjoy a night at the museum!"

A:"Where's Bobby tonight?"

B:"He's having a night at the museum with that 60 year old he pulled last week."
A night at the Museum by Gasse September 8, 2009

Amuse-Bouche 

A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
Amuse-Bouche by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Treat your Body like an Amusement Park 

To masturbate. Originally appeared on "Seinfeld," where George is visiting his mom in the hospital and his mom says, "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park!"
"You can really treat your body like an amusement park sometimes, I can hear the sounds when I'm outside!

amuse bouche 

A small appetizer, usually served in fancy French or "Asian Fusion" restaurants before the waiter/ress takes your order. Sometimes one, sometimes as many as three small bites, showing off the chef's skill in creating and blending flavors.
I went to Cafe del Rey yesterday and they had the most amazing amuse bouche. I popped it into my mouth an d it was like being in heaven.
amuse bouche by ultimobear June 15, 2014