You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face! by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

Pulled a Murray

pulled a murray, when a network engineer removes a vlan and not realising that it causes an outage on the network.

Thomas: did anyone delete vlan 553
Graham: yeah i did why
Thomas: it dropped a site.
Graham: shit ED i told you to watch that.
John: ah graham you pulled a murray

Pulled a Murray by discoparty1982 February 27, 2011

Pulling a Murdoc 

Forming a band in a way that is considered to be unethical, this could be (but is not limited to), a record label grouping good looking music prodigies together to form a band, genetically creating band members or kidnapping various people and asking them to join your band.

The term got its name from Murdoc Niccals, a fictional member of the band Gorillaz, who basically met one of his band mates after putting him in a coma, kidnapped another, and found their 4th member in a fed ex crate when she was 10 (she mailed herself to them).

Alternative names include: Pulling a Murdoc Niccals, Pulling a Niccals, Murdoc moment, Murdoc Niccals moment and Niccals moment

“Hey did you hear about Alex’s new band?”
“Yeah, that guy really is just pulling a Murdoc at this point”

Pulling a Murdoc by SoLongAndGoodnight August 30, 2022

You're such a Murrell! 

The epitome of the lazy man. King of lazies if you will.

Peter you're such a Murrell! You've been sat down all day!

You're such a Murrell! by Chimachanga616 June 24, 2011

Don't turn this rape into a murder. 

A phrase used to convey the sense of impending disappointment with an individual, or a catchphrase to be shouted when crashing into a room unexpectedly.

John: Hey can you still pick me up at 7?
Jack: Man something came up I can't come get you till later, if you still need a ride..."
John:...
John: Don't turn this rape into a murder.

Don't turn this rape into a murder. by Friday Bojangles November 23, 2010

brewing a murky potion

Taking a really liquid diarrhea shit.

"I was brewing a murky potion and I can't get your toilet to flush."

brewing a murky potion by Senator O'Biden October 26, 2012

Pulling a Murdoch 

A double murder-suicide. Named after First Officer William Murdoch who shot two people dead before taking his own life (as portrayed in the 1997 hit film Titanic).

"Holy crap, did you hear that Johnson got laid off? I hope he isn't thinking of coming back here with an AK-47 and pulling a Murdoch!"

Pulling a Murdoch by MisterHand December 21, 2009