Tune A Loon 

A sex act when someone shoves 2 loonies up your ass or vagina

Jerry: MOMMY I MISSED THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!! Mom: it’s ok son, can I use those loonies for a Tune A Loon?

Tune A Loon by PandaJizz42 June 20, 2023

Vag-a-loon 

When a male or female blows into another females vagina, than she simply pushes all the air out of her vagina, and the sound of her queef while running around the room to act like a balloon flying freely threw the room after being released.

Guy 1: "Dude, Wanda totally did a vag-a-loon for me last night. I was laughing so hard I about pissed me self."

Guy 2: "bahaha oh hell naw dawg"

Vag-a-loon by That odd chick April 20, 2014

whack-a-loon

Someone that is not quite right in the head. Also, someone who is not playing with a full deck.

Jim: Hey John, "What happened between you and Lisa?"

John: "After she told me that she loves me on our 1st date, I determined she was a whack-a-loon and kicked her to the curb."

whack-a-loon by bottomline711 December 1, 2010

wack-a-loon 

A crazy, unstable, psychotic person.

Your ex-girlfriend is a total wack-a-loon.

wack-a-loon by Laura G. Martin December 31, 2008

cunt-a-loon

A person with poor hygiene, lacking intelligence, and in general a real jack ass. They are not liked by any one and are highly obnoxious.

What a cunt-a-loon

Dude that guy behind you is a cunt-a-loon

cunt-a-loon by M Clay March 28, 2011

dook-a-loon 

-excrement; feces.
-to defecate.
- to discharge from the anus.
-to discharge feces from the bowels.
-To take an epic shit.

He had to cop a dook-a-loon after he ate.The tacos upset his stomach.

The little boy found dog feces on the bottom of his shoe.

"Man I need to cop a dook-a-loon can i use your bathroom?"

dook-a-loon by kateyez60618 March 31, 2010

pant-a-loonie 

After a long cold winter, the first day it's a little warm, like 10 degrees above freezing, this is the jackass who's walking around in shorts.

"Spring is finally here: the snow is melting, I saw a robin in the backyard."

"Yup, and I saw a pant-a-loonie rollerblading on the boardwalk."

pant-a-loonie by wear-long-pants-dumbass March 28, 2009