a load that should have been swallowed 

a poor excuse for a human being, any criminal, covict, drug addict, alcoholic, basically a menice to society. A PIECE OF SHIT.
The father should have ejaculated in the mother's mouth and not in her taco making a baby. Hence, the baby is a load that should have been swallowed

Damn, that kid is a load that should have been swallowed.

a load that should have been swallowed by dk3 December 31, 2003

A load of turnbull 

A load of rubbish, something fictional.
Also used as an expression of disbelief.

Omg did you hear that?
I know, what a load of turnbull!

I can't believe he said that! Its so much turnbull!

A load of turnbull by tEasco October 19, 2012

a load of old bollocks 

a phrase used in British English to denote that a particular statement is unworthy of belief. A "bollock" is a testicle.

"His story was a load of old bollocks."

a load of old bollocks by Montgomery, James May 13, 2005

A load of hot cock 

Trucker term: a load of bullshit or "red tape" dribble

Person a - "what do you think of the new rules?"
Person b - "what A LOAD OF HOT COCK!!"

A load of hot cock by Uncy Joe August 17, 2017

A load of random 

Middlesborough slang term of when someone is speaking a load of nonsense without coherence Talking Crap

Mate your talking a load of random Talking shit

A load of random by Dangerous Dave Coulton January 27, 2010

a load of pap 

A great deal of rubbish.

"That meeting was a load of pap, nothing useful was said"

a load of pap by Auntie em October 23, 2013

a load of old bollocks 

a quick dismissal, used by people from yorkshire.

Don't listen to what he says about my farm, it's a load of old bollocks. OOO-AAAR

a load of old bollocks by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004