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Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy 

A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that
Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg

Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name
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A guy named Jeremiah 

He's literally just a guy named Jeremiah. DEAL WITH IT.
a guy named Jeremiah ate my subway sub and I'm depressed

A guy named Brent

Always wants to arm wrestle at any get together
A guy named Brent wanting to arm wrestle at every single party

ur mom a guy named tom

The worst roast in history

People say if you use this someone random will die
Jim: *uses all roasts in history*
Bob: don't make me do this man
Jim: do it pussy
Bob: ur mom a guy named tom
Jim: *dies
African warlord: *dies

Date a guy named lemar 

Dating a guy named lemar because he’s going to treat you right and make you the happiest person on the planet
I’m going to date a guy named lemar
Date a guy named lemar by Lemsz November 10, 2019

a guy named kim 

Kim is a teacher, he likes to touch all his students, mostly male studens, and if you report him he will make his spider eat you.
my teacher is a guy named kim, is that good?
a guy named kim by yourboyladyman August 16, 2023

guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher 

He his a big poo poo buttface πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©
"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"