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Blitzing the A gap 

Slang term for Anal Sex. In the sport American Football, blitzing the A gap means to send in a defensive player, almost always a linebacker, through the small space between the center and the left or right guard.

If someone hears you mention blitzing the A gap and assumes it's dirty slang, chances are you can convince them that you're talking about football.
Man, that linebacker sure can blitz the A gap of that offense.

Damn, she's got a nice ass. I wouldn't mind blitzing the A gap.
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chap with a gap 

A woman who behaves like a man and/or gets on well with men in a platonic way . One of the boys. (affectionate)
Bill: That Suzie's great, we spent hours talking about the football over a few pints, last night.
Ted: Oh yeah, she's a chap with a gap alright!
chap with a gap by Guinness2702 August 2, 2005

If you accept the definition of a word is some letters surronded by a gap 

then xnopyt, aaaaaaajjjjjjjjjj, and hrrkrkrkrwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblbwhitoo'ap are all words, despite being pretty much meaningless
If you accept the definition of a word is some letters surronded by a gap then xnopyt, aaaaaaajjjjjjjjjj, and hrrkrkrkrwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblbwhitoo'ap are all words, despite being pretty much meaningless

Zap A Gap 

Gods gift to man. Everything Krazy glue wishes it was. Able to glue anything you want back together. It can also be used as a form of liquid band aid on cuts. the possibilities are endless
1.
Man 1: OH SHIT i just broke your hella expensive china
Man 2: Its fine nothing a little zap a gap cant fix.

2.
Construction worker 1: DUDE HELP ME I JUST CUT MY FINGER OFF.
Construction worker 2. Have no fear with a little zap a gap we'll have your finger back together in no time
Zap A Gap by Doow Narik February 18, 2009

Bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap 

the savior of us all.
To get from one area of the Waterfall to another, I ask the Bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap for help.

shitting into a gaping cunt 

The act of taking a shit into a very loose womans vagina, that happens to have been stretched out by a) vigorous sex b) putting mail boxes in her vagina c) concealing drugs
Oh my god i cant believe i was able to shit into your wives gaping cunt last night

fool-a-gape 

Like a jack-a-ninny, but more so.
The Warrior's Path is not an easy one, fit for jack-a-ninnies or fool-a-gapes.
fool-a-gape by Chewie23 June 2, 2009