a frozen dick in his hand
a frozen dick in his hand by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020
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suck the skin off a frozen chicken
the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.
Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.
suck the skin off a frozen chicken by jjrubadub April 18, 2010
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busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond
A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.
Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.
Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.
I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.
busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond by Coell June 13, 2006
skinny dipping in a frozen lake
skinny dipping in a frozen lake by rureadyboots December 8, 2014
stuck in a frozen meat truck
Code word for dead. A reference to the 1990 movie Goodfellas, in which a dead body is locked in a frozen meant truck.
stuck in a frozen meat truck by Dari Ludum April 21, 2015
eskimos in a frozen tundra
Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.
Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?
Person 2_ Oh yeah.
Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?
Person 2_ Oh yeah.
eskimos in a frozen tundra by Sexy Kameron March 9, 2017
frozen butter in a sock
The act of putting a block of solid frozen butter in a sock to beat the shit out of anyone you please
Bob: man Fred beat the ever living shit out of me with his frozen butter in a sock
Johnny: the fuck is that
Bob: let me show you ( pulls out sock)
Johnny: the fuck is that
Bob: let me show you ( pulls out sock)
frozen butter in a sock by Fuck idk what to put here November 20, 2019