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smash with a floppy

To have sex with a girl after you've already busted a nut so your dick is soft
Guy 1: Yo I heard you fucked Jenny for a straight half a hour last night, that's dope!
Guy 2: Well kinda, I came like 3 minutes in and had to smash with a floppy for the rest.
Guy 1: Savage bro, way to play it like a champ
smash with a floppy by tybjack December 14, 2016

Smashing with a floppy 

To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.
When she says 'don't cum in me,' but you already did five minutes ago and are smashing with a floppy.

dipping a floppy

trying to have sex with an ugly girl
did you rail that snargle-toothed bitch? naw brah, i was just dipping a floppy
dipping a floppy by ufferdoople October 12, 2010

mash a floppy 

When you have to bend your dick in half because no erection is achievable for insertion.
I had to mash a floppy last night. She couldn’t tell the difference.
mash a floppy by DLSXF13 October 14, 2022

Drop a flopper 

To take a shit of colossal proportions- often takes several attempts to flush or must be broken up into several smaller pieces before going down.
Some dude dropped a flopper in the washroom- it's a 10-pounder at least!
Drop a flopper by Dr. Ben May 29, 2003

Tits a Floppin 

Nickname given to a woman with jiggly boobs so big her shirt can hardly contain them.
Hey, have you seen the jiggly new waitress they hired? - Oh, you mean Tits a Floppin? I heard they had to call in Omar to make her blouse!
Tits a Floppin by momjobber October 18, 2010