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Done like a door knob 

When you tap, turn, than shut a girl out of your life.
"Damn man that girl i fucked lastnite was done like a door knob!"

dead as a door knob

when you are so drunk, you can't move or respond in any way but saying you are dead as a door knob even though you fully are aware it makes no sense.

a doorknob dicker 

A Dick everyone gets a turn with.
Ben Dover was such a Doorknob dicker last year.
a doorknob dicker by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016

slick as snot on a doorknob 

Very slick indeed.
Phrase used to convey:
1)A sense of elegant suavity
2)A smooth, dashing je ne sais quoi
3)Class coming out ones' ass
Impressed Socialite #1:"I say, did you see how William butt-fucked that bunny-rabbit without soiling his cummerbund or spilling his green tea?
Impressed Socialite #2:"Yes, he's as slick as snot on a doorknob."

National fuck a doorknob day

On September 12th, celebrate this national holiday by sticking your cock in a doorknob
Kevin: bro I got my dick stuck in a doorknob yesterday
Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day

Necktie hanging from a doorknob 

A sign indicating that the occupants of the room on the other side of the door are engaged in sexual activity.
Necktie hanging from a doorknob

(Older student): just to make sure, you do know what it means if you see a necktie hanging from the doorknob right?

(Younger student) Yep , it means sit quiet and wait ten minutes or so for you to finish.