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Two’s a Crowd 

An undesirable situation for diners, because the pandemic has decimated so many lives worldwide that the authorities would allow foodcourts and restaurants to operate only if they limit to no more than one person per table at any time of the day.
Jeff was fined $3,000 the second time for breaking the “Two’s a crowd” rule twice, this time round for being caught at a fast-food outlet with an ex-colleague whom he’d not met for over a decade.
Two’s a Crowd by Fasters March 6, 2022
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Rent a crowd 

Wankers who will protest against anything and everything even if they don't know what they are protesting about. Mostly made up of foul smelling hippies and moronic people
Rent a crowd by Fourstar82 August 28, 2003

Rent a crowd 

(Un)cool soicialites wearing tacky skirts and an ugly hats, paid heaps for just turning up
the (infamous)Hilton Sisters Melbourne Cup 2003
Rent a crowd by dj November 6, 2003

Rent a crowd 

A pseudonym term devoid of any meaning whatsoever. Used by the corporate media, politicians and those who blindly believe them, to dismiss any real opposition off-hand.
Don't worry about that misinformed rent a crowd, everything is going to be fine.
Rent a crowd by Shenaniganz September 27, 2015

Rent a crowd 

One person who can make as much noise and do as mush damage (usually in a drunken state) as a crowd of seven or eight people.
James 'rent a crowd' O' Brien is some loud messy bastard!
Rent a crowd by csone December 20, 2006

Breathe a crowd

To breathe a crowd is to cause an audience to smoke Cannabis during a live performance.
Bob Marley could seriously breathe a crowd.
Breathe a crowd by shasta ram rah November 26, 2010
Walking billboards... I mean people... who wear clothing from the retailer Abercrombie & Fitch.
The A&F Crowd can be found at: the mall, suburbia, high school, Taking Back Sunday concerts
A&F Crowd by Kai er May 30, 2006