A computer can't function without an operating system 

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.

School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"

A computer can't function without an operating system by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023

history on a computer 

a link under the url that can be used to see what u have done on acomputer

i check my history on a computer a lot when somone is done

history on a computer by hjhihyhuihhkhknbbyhfhj June 23, 2008

what happens to the letters you backspace on a computer, where do they go? 

Have you ever wondered where your backspaced letters go?

When your writing something on the internet and you make a mistake you backspace it, The backspaced letters get transported to a magical trash can that no one can find except for pac-man. Pac-man goes to the trash can when he's hungry and chows down on the backspaced letters you backspaced.

what happens to the letters you backspace on a computer, where do they go? letters equal pac-mans's hunger

what happens to the letters you backspace on a computer, where do they go? by ThOsE GuYs ArE CoOl LiKe ThAt November 1, 2011

Cat With A Computer 

A very good TF2 Player and scout player with 500+ hours on the game and a part of a TF2 team of good people and no i am not saying that because i'm cat with a computer what do you mea-

Cat with a computer: e
Guy: cat with a computer

Cat With A Computer by BigStupidIdiot June 15, 2021

person having a computer error 

just a random thing that popped into my head

person having a computer error in urban dictionary

person having a computer error by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

monkey playing a computer 

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

monkey playing a computer by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

Must have been a computer-glitch 

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

Must have been a computer-glitch by QuacksO March 2, 2023