Chore-a-thon

A non-stop Saturday morning competition designed by parents to make their children's life a "livin' hell". Similar to the Olympics - Chore-a-thon is a major international event in which thousands of children participate in a variety of competitions. These include the 100M mop, freestyle bowl scrub, laundry toss and synchronized dusting. Parents - like the IOC rule over the games and govern activities to ensure participants abide by the rules. The closing ceremonies of Chore-a-thon end with spectacular melt downs and screaming fits of "forced labor" or "unfairness" which result in threats to call Children's Aid and/or Police.

"Dude I'm stuck inside today. My parents are holding 'Chore-a-thon' and my old man has hope I might be the next Phelps!

Chore-a-thon by illustrasean August 19, 2012

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Chore boy and a rose

Sold at convienence stores as a pair, possibly used to smoke crack or other drugs. Consists of a chore boy scrub pad and a small glass tube with a miniature rose inside.
Glass tube in approx 1/4 inch thick and 4 inches long.
Remove rose, stuff in a piece of the chore boy to act as a filter. Then when the drugs are gone, some smoke the chore boy.

Walk into a convience store in the bad part of town and say
" gimme a chore boy and a rose". Clerk may bend over out of site, drop the chore boy and rose combo in a small bag , then discreetly hand it to you.

Chore boy and a rose by Rocketman77 January 11, 2008

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A Chode To Spring

A Peom by Maurice Beverly

"A Chode to Spring" by Maurice Beverley.

Behold the sun, the fiery anus of the sky

Melting away the woolen clothes of winter

Exposing skin, sweet flesh
A budding side-boob

A peek of midriff and legs, legs, legs

Lean haunches
Squatting low beside a bike rack

Revealing a butt crack

Oh, glorious spring, a rebirth!

A fresh start for everyone

Except you, Andrew Glouberman.

A Chode To Spring by LouisianaMan69 May 29, 2021