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A Chode To Spring 

"A Chode to Spring" by Maurice Beverley.

Behold the sun, the fiery anus of the sky

Melting away the woolen clothes of winter

Exposing skin, sweet flesh
A budding side-boob

A peek of midriff and legs, legs, legs

Lean haunches
Squatting low beside a bike rack

Revealing a butt crack

Oh, glorious spring, a rebirth!

A fresh start for everyone

Except you, Andrew Glouberman.
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suck on a chode 

suck a small and wide dick
"hi fredrik, why dont you go and suck on a chode" suck on a chode
suck on a chode by willdic April 26, 2016

Choke on a chode 

Choke on a chode by Sav2001 October 17, 2018

patty walters is a chode 

Patty Walters is a chode. That’s it.
“Patty Walters is a chode!”

Expose a chode day 

Start Halloween off by giving everybody a spook. Expose the smallest unwanted dick pic you have!

31 October
Expose a chode day by Exposechode October 26, 2022

National Suck A Chode Day 

National Suck A Chode Day occurs on July 7th.
Anyone can suck a Chode.
Tom: "Dude, did u hear what tomorrow is?"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"

drop a chode 

To relieve one's self from a long odiferous piece of fecal material.
"Ugh! This house smells like crap! Man, next time turn on the fan after you drop a chode."
drop a chode by Katie Holmes June 3, 2005