A "Chili Dog" is when a man defecates on a woman's chest and then proceeds to "titty fuck" said woman.
by Smavs August 22, 2009
latin: Mammae defaecatus conpressionis
To perform what's often described as "titty fucking on steroids," the man first defecates on his lover's chest. He then uses slippery poo as a lubricant to vigorously slide his member back and forth between her breasts, which serves as the "buns" to the "hotdog" and "poochili." A considerate partner allows his lover to lick off the "mayonnaise."
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
To perform what's often described as "titty fucking on steroids," the man first defecates on his lover's chest. He then uses slippery poo as a lubricant to vigorously slide his member back and forth between her breasts, which serves as the "buns" to the "hotdog" and "poochili." A considerate partner allows his lover to lick off the "mayonnaise."
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Seeing my husband's penis slide through his own poop on my chest was such a turn-on. I mean, here was a man who loved me enough to poop on me, fuck me in the poop and then cum on my face. Chili dog just makes you feel special.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
the act of getting hot dogged (weener in between your buns with no penetration) while having mudbutt
by bum jacky chan November 16, 2010
a food that is commonly composed of a hot dog, a bun, and chili. toppings such as relish can also be added
by Justin April 28, 2003
when a woman lies back, offers her full supple breasts to a man, who then proceeds to squeeze out a mass of diarrhea shit all between her breasts, making sure to evenly coat them for best tase, then puts his penis between her shit-covered breasts and fucks her tits, which implies a "chili gdog" effect to their love-making.
Johnny wanted tome excitement in his marriage with his 67-year old Vietnamese hooker of a wife, so he spiced it up by making a chili dog.
by Braski April 21, 2004
Weird person 1: why is your mouth full of shit
Weird person 2: Because someone ass fucked me and then afterwards I sucked his chili dog
Weird person 2: Because someone ass fucked me and then afterwards I sucked his chili dog
by Mohammedqueefman February 1, 2022
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