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Daughter of a Bastard 

Daughter of a Bastard

1. A lady or female child who receives a bad example of a father
2. A lady or female child who behaves badly

3. A lady or girl child who belonged to an illegitimate father or mother
1. "You been been given a bad influence by your father. Your father doesn't just embarrass you, so you copied off his behavior. That makes you Daughter of a Bastard!

2. You give me a stinking attitude, daughter of a bastard! If it was a boy, you can say a son of a bitch.

3. Little did you know, your father is an illegitimate child, so he is still a bastard. I am sad to say, but you are a Daughter of the Bastard. Instead of saying son of a bitch, you know. But you can tell a son of an illegitimate child, too.
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Halves on a Bastard 

Two unmarried people having sex which in the outcome produces a child.
Hey wuz up my sizzle wanna go halves on a bastard?
Halves on a Bastard by BenKerr October 17, 2003

daughter of a bastard 

An insult stating that the insultee is the resulting female offspring of male who was a bastard child. The opposite of son of a bitch.
Your brother is a son of a bitch and you are the daughter of a bastard.
daughter of a bastard by E April 7, 2005

Daughter of a Bastard 

The inverse of an S.O.B is a D.O.B.
Daughter of a Bastard I just got fired!

Jam a bastard in it you crap 

Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.
Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!

park a bastard 

Used to describe the act of defecation.
I’ll be right back, just need to park a bastard.
park a bastard by Ashurimitsu June 24, 2021

like a bastard 

massachusettes term for an excess of something
Its raining like a bastard
I banged your mom like a bastard.She was STANK BUDDAH.
like a bastard by Patrick from Atown November 24, 2006