colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra 

Meaning it's freezing outside.

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra by RichKid91 August 3, 2008

Ur pa wears a bra 

Ur pa (grandpa) wears a bra is worse than ur mom gay,ur dad lesbian, Ur granny tranny and ur sister a mister combined. Be careful how you use it.

Brad:"Don't make me say it."
John:"Say it cunt."
Brad:"UR PA WEARS A BRA"
John:*evaporates from planet earth*

Ur pa wears a bra by Puga C. March 18, 2018

Give a bra bracelet day 

On 5th December, a girl needs to give her guy a bra bracelet. If she doesn't, then the sweater she received on National Sweater Day should be returned.

I'm going to give this guy a bra bracelet on "Give a bra bracelet day".

Give a bra bracelet day by Notfaateh November 28, 2023

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow 

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

to pull a "captain bra hook"

To hit one's self in the eye with one's bra

Dude, my girlfriend is such an idiot... she had to pull a "captain bra hook", and now she has to wear an eye-patch....

to pull a "captain bra hook" by the idiot-arse July 3, 2009

Your Grandpa a man bra 

Probably the worst thing you can say to anyone about their grandpas and the emotional trauma will cause suicide rates to rise 1000%

May: Your Granny Tranny
Josh: Oh yeah? Your Grandpa a Man Bra
May: *Jumps off cliff*
Mays Mom: *Jumps off tree*

Mays Dad: *Cries to death*

Mays Sister: *Changes name and moves 6 countries*

Your Grandpa a man bra by CaptainCosmos May 14, 2018

As Full as a Gypsy's Bra 

Refers to the saying of somebody having hugely over-indulged in alcohol as traditionally gypsy women have large breasts and it were they hard cash is stowed. Statement thought to have originated in North Antrim, Ireland.

Me-Did you have a good night last night? You were pretty drunk when i seen you.

You- Oh yeah I was as full as a gypsy's bra!

As Full as a Gypsy's Bra by Horsebox361 August 31, 2010