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as thick as a Boxing Day turd 

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.
“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”

Boxing a Horse for Charity

Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.
Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*

Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.

Hot boxing a Porsche 

When two male friends Commence in gay sex inside of a small European vehicle
The two male porn stars hot boxing a Porsche at the McDonald’s wanted McDoubles.

photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves  

3 some elephant sex
person 1: "u photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves at school?!?!??"

person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"

person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"

A Boring Story 

This story is tooooo common, it will be boring if everyone does this
A boring story
By someone
A family that has a father, mother, older sister and younger brother.
The father and mother love the brother but didn't love the sister.
Then the father and mother threw the sister away.
The sister studied hard and created a company.
The father and mother became beggars because they gave all the money to the brother.
The father and mother asked the sister to return their "love".
The sister rejected and threw them back to the street
THE END
A Boring Story by Lily Pig June 17, 2021

Peek-a-booing 

When a guy pops back into your DMs once a year for a booty call. Usually followed by “hey stranger”. May disguise themselves as a ghoster but really he’s just like “......peek-a-boo”. *the contact usually occurs after midnight*
*Friend 1: Remember that guy that ghosted me after we slept together...he just showed up in my DMs a year later saying “hey stranger”

*Friend 2: So he didn’t ghost you he’s just peek-a-booing