Pretty much the worst excuse for pizza I have ever tasted. It has burnt crap on the bottom of the bread. The sauce tastes like blood from the co-workers who made it, and the cheese is rubber from the tires of peoples cars who live in Canyon Lake. To summarize it for you "crap on crust"
A's pizza worker: What would you like today Sir?
Me: Uhhh, Crap on Crust with extra co-worker blood, two orders of three cheese throw-up bread, and a salad with extra leaves from the back of your pizza store.
A's pizza co-worker: Ok, your order will be ready in 2 hours and 15 minutes.
Me: Uhhh, Crap on Crust with extra co-worker blood, two orders of three cheese throw-up bread, and a salad with extra leaves from the back of your pizza store.
A's pizza co-worker: Ok, your order will be ready in 2 hours and 15 minutes.
by terd ferguson February 17, 2005
A sacred food gifted to mankind by the gods. Very delicious and cheesy with tomato sauce and toppings of your choice. Commonly consumed recreationally or at parties.
Pizza is legal weed as both are very good.
by A Human Male August 4, 2018
A revelation, a manifestation of the most delicous combo in the world cheese, sauce and bread. What more could you need
by Sir_sahab_jee March 25, 2015
The perfect meal--an open-faced pie using tomato sauce, cheese, and any manner of meat toppings. In addition to the standard, medium-thick-crust pizza, there are two major American varieties: New York style, also called thin crust; and Chicago style, also called 'deep-dish' or (more accurately) 'stuffed' pizza.
Pizza is the perfect meal, man. A slice for lunch, a whole pie for dinner, and cold pizza for breakfast--hallalujah!
by Scott Lanway June 22, 2004
by Anvils May 28, 2019
What the actual fuck is wrong with you? How do you even live with yourself if you don’t know what a pizza is?????
by xo_neza_xo February 7, 2019