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serg - "I have a BAZILLION DOLLARS!!!! YESS!!!! MY LIFE IS AWESOME!!!!"
A term coined by George Will to describe a media driven knee-jerk reaction to a public policy debate designed to increase public interest, and hence, ratings (and government funding for the various entities established to confront the "problem") by framing an issue in eschatological (i.e., biblical, end-of-the-world) language. Examples would include the current effort to raise the debt ceiling as well as global cooling , DDT, the population explosion (1970's), acid rain, nuclear winter, radon and dioxin (1980's), Y2K and global warming (1990's). Eventually, even the dimmer bulbs on the marquee sense that they are being taken for a ride.
Telling us that failing to raise the debt ceiling another couple of trillion dollars (that our grandchildren will have to pay back) will be the end of the world as we know it is guaranteed to produce apocalypse fatigue.
A country where only cool, awesome, athletic, strong, awesome, non-hater, people live. People do not age while they live in swagistan, and the location is confidential. here are some facts:
GDP per capita: 10.4 trillion dollars
Available units in the armed forces: Chuck Norris
people from Swagistan are known as "Swagistanis"
People must play at least one of the following Minecraft, Call of duty, Homefront, Fifa, GTA, or Battlefield.
"Oh swagistan, not to be confused with fagistan, is the greatest country ever!, (Epic gutair solo)
Custom's Officer "I'm going to need your country of orgin"
Custom's Officer "Oh... welcome carry on, I don't need any I.D"
1. Reference to Barack Obama's ability to fix everything with fluffy words alone. Since he can imitate a good speaker with help of a teleprompter ignorant obamabots believe he can fix everything. He should be able to balance a budget, get free health care for deadbeats while not hurting the economy, zero unemployment and almost free solar/wind powered energy everywhere even though the science is not close to where he claims or affordable.
With his magic he was also going to make friends with misunderstood thug leaders in place like Iran, North Korea, Venezuela and Cuba. Turned out they were bad and they don't like him despite being a non-white guy. They laughed and mocked him just as they did those he Succeeded.
2. Abundant in recent advertising showing smart black people helping dumb whites out with things you know damn well they are capable of figuring out.
This magic negro Barack said we can have free health care. Now he just has to find a few Trillion dollars he does not have to pay for it.
Thanks to magic negros in commercials I know to save for my kids college, buy auto insurance and take Aleve for pain. White people never knew this!
|54.||pinay finger trap|
precious sexual anatomy made of oragami and balut. post-vaj.
Brah 1: went to the west filipino sea for vacay last wk, met this girl named Maria Babie Julia Marianna. let me get stuck in her pinay finger trap
Brah 2: like swimming in a trillion dollars. god bless the west filipino sea
|55.||kool aid man|
A crazy giant beverage who breaks through walls in order to save humans from the minor inconvenience of thirst. Has the inability to use normal methods of entry, such as the door or gate. Has caused over 900 trillion dollars worth of property damage in his lifetime.
me: wtf was that? did you hear that?
CRASH!! "OH YEAH"
me: dude! my fucking roof!!
lil jon is one crucial nigga. you have to respect him for bringing crunk music out of the underground and into the mainstream. yeah he does kind of make a career out of "yeah, what and okay" but thats just an act. hes really a serious producer who is worth about 60 trillion dollars. he can help to lead to a musical revolution of some sort of crunk rock mix.
please lil jon save music from its dead state. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!