Noun - the ex-wife, future ex-wife or girlfriend who is the biological mother of children who is not parenting them because she is too concerned with dating, gold-digging or looking for her next meal-ticket. She uses men for things, not limited to but including, money, cars, jewelery, plastic surgeries, and social status in exchange for sex so she does not have to work a normal job or occupation.more...
Possesses the following negative character traits:
- Flips out of no apparent reason, burning everyone in site.
- Seeks power and control over people close to her at ANY cost.
- Abuses people closest to her because she can get away with it.
- Verbally and emotionally assaults people, especially men.
- Loves to be the victim.
- Mouths off to such an extent that others contemplate physical abuse - which in turn feeds victim status giving her the greatest gift she could have.
- No morals what so ever.
- Preys on weaker/nice people.
- Gets knocked up in order to have controlling role in relationship.
- Unable to have normal relationships with anyone. Has no long-term friends.
- Never changes, but expects the world to change for them.
- Predatory and parasitic
The twisted non logical mindset commonly displayed by liberals. A mental reasoning process defined by emotions, half truths and even outright deception, formulated by their ideological bends.
Ban all guns and the lunatics will kill no more. Like the 9/11 attacks or the Oklahoma city bombing never happened. Park young impressionable kids around a Presidential press conference to drive your point and discuss murder and mayhem in front of them. Never mind you can damage their psyche in the process.
ObamaCare solves the cost of health care by demanding everyone buys the middleman, insurance. Then demanding insurance pays for everything. It's like demanding that people purchase ticket insurance through brokers, when sports tickets become too expensive and demanding these sport tickets cover everything!!!
Protect the environment by blocking all new technologies like Liquid Fluoride Thorium Reactors and Clean Coal. So we limp along with antiquated Model T Light Water Reactors, nuclear reactors that produce massive amounts of weapons grade fuel, pollute the groundwater with radioactive Tritium. Blocking clean coal has forced utilities to continue using coal fired plants built in the 40s, 50s and 60s.
Tax businesses more and the economy will grow. Never mind businesses are fleeing the country to tax free zones in Asia and Central America.
The story of AFC Wimbledonmore...
On May 28th 2002, an FA Commission granted permission for a group of businessmen to relocate Wimbledon FC Ltd to Milton Keynes, 70 miles from its history, home and community. Devastated fans mourned the death of their club, but before long they took a fresh approach by creating their own team.
Backed by the Wimbledon Independent Supporters Association and The Dons Trust, with a combined membership approaching 3000, AFC Wimbledon was born. Just six weeks later, having obtained a ground, senior status, sponsorship and many hundreds of season ticket applications, AFC Wimbledon played its first game on Wednesday 10th July against Sutton united at Gander Green Lane (a game that saw a 4-0 defeat celebrated like a Cup Final win).
Except that for the fans this isn't the club's first ever game – it is a direct continuation of the old club that was formed as Wimbledon Old Centrals back in 1889. This view is backed by the ex-Wimbledon manager Terry Burton, sacked by Chairman Charles Koppel less than a week after the season ended, despite achieving a creditable league finish. "If that's where the fans are, that is where the club is", said Burton, "It's a great idea. It's great for football. It's a great achievement and everyone involved should be proud of AFC Wimbledon. I love to watch football. I loved Wimbledon, but this
is a vile stinky fungus that is embedded in the centre of body that you can smell a mile off this comes from someone called Edward 'Smelly Cunt' Ford'a disease that is not wanted by anyone.
He has a wash once a bluemoon, and brushes his teeth every leap year
HAVE A WASH U SMELLY CUNT
the gay boy that has only got 4 shirts and 1 trouser
a school shirt that has fungus all over it. WASH IT U SMELLY CUNT
and has the cheapest season ticket at chelsea, only £400 supposedly hes a millionaire. But i think that millionaire have a wash once in while
BUY SOME NEW CLOTHES U TRAMP, AND NOT FROM EBAY U TIGHT SMELLY CUNT
WHATS HIS DREAM
'' I WANT TO MARCH DOWN TO SOUTHALL AND TELL EVERYONE TO GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY''
EDWARD FORD JACKS OFF TO THE BNP AND NATIONAL FRONT, HE MAYBE WANTS ALL GIRLS TO GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY AS HE IS A GAY
HE THINKS hE HAS FRIENDS BUT DOESNT HAVE ANY.
HIS DAD HAS A SNIPER RIFLE AND WILL COME FOR U, WHERE FROM
THATS WHERE ALL MILLIONNAIRES SHOP
'4 FOR A POUND'
skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk
An over commercialised, very expensive drug-fest with over hyped bands.
Ticket Office guy: "That'll be £2000 for a Glastonbury ticket please"
Glastonbury Dealer: "Hash, skunk, skunk and hash..."
Paul McCartney: "Hi everyone, I'm headlining"
Everybody in attendance: "Bollocks!"
Alright, I will state that I was curious about this band about four years ago. I thought to myself: "Good Charlotte can't be that bad if they have so many 'hardcore' fans that go everywhere, buy everything and speak anything that is to do with Good Charlotte." Man, was I wrong. Good Charlotte sucks. They're basically a boy band that wears black clothes and wears eyeliner. Their music sounds like sped up emo music. You could describe their music as "emo with estrogen". MTV markets them to the teenybopper crowd. How so many young, impressionable kids can get suckered hook, line, and sinker into ANY of the garbage that this pathetic excuse of a band dumps onto them is beyond me. They definitely appeal to 12 year old kids, who have such a horrible life because they can't go to the mall and buy new clothes or get a new video game.more...
They are a whiny band that love to sing about how "horrible" and "tragic" their life is, meanwhile they are sitting in cash in their mansions. No one cares except for their legions of self-pitying fans who feel they can truly connect with GC's "deep" and "inspiring" so-called "music". They even have whiny ballads that sound like the rest of the "pop-punk" and "emo" genres at the moment. Yeah, GC is fuelled by teen angst and armed with extremely bad talent. I'm sorry kiddies but Good Charlotte is nothing more than pop. I'm 16 & I'm already getting tired of the new music because it is getting horrible & more horrible. It's a manufactured popularity c...
Also known as the Chronicles of Narnia Rap. It was originally shown on SNL performed by Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg. It has grown and become one of the funniest videos of all-time, the rest is internet lore.
Lazy Sunday wake up in the late afternoonmore...
Call Parnell just to see how he's doing
What up Parns?
Yo Samberg what's crackin'?
You thinking what I'm thinking? (Narnia!) Then it's happening.
But first my hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape.
Just hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin.
Where's the movie playing?
Upper West Side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. (That's a good one, too.)
Google maps is the best. True that. (Double true!)
68th and Broadway (Step on it sucker!)
What you what to do Chris?
Snack attack motherfucker!
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yo stop at that deli, the theater's overpriced.
You got the backpack? (Gonna pack it up nice.)
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious.
Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
The girl acted like she'd never seen a ten before.
It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater. Ticket buying what we're handlin'.
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.
Parked in our...