Noun - the ex-wife, future ex-wife or girlfriend who is the biological mother of children who is not parenting them because she is too concerned with dating, gold-digging or looking for her next meal-ticket. She uses men for things, not limited to but including, money, cars, jewelery, plastic surgeries, and social status in exchange for sex so she does not have to work a normal job or occupation.

Possesses the following negative character traits:

- Flips out of no apparent reason, burning everyone in site.

- Seeks power and control over people close to her at ANY cost.

- Abuses people closest to her because she can get away with it.

- Verbally and emotionally assaults people, especially men.

- Loves to be the victim.

- Mouths off to such an extent that others contemplate physical abuse - which in turn feeds victim status giving her the greatest gift she could have.

- No morals what so ever.

- Preys on weaker/nice people.

- Gets knocked up in order to have controlling role in relationship.

- Unable to have normal relationships with anyone. Has no long-term friends.

- Never changes, but expects the world to change for them.

- Predatory and parasitic

The twisted non logical mindset commonly displayed by liberals. A mental reasoning process defined by emotions, half truths and even outright deception, formulated by their ideological bends.

The story of AFC Wimbledon

On May 28th 2002, an FA Commission granted permission for a group of businessmen to relocate Wimbledon FC Ltd to Milton Keynes, 70 miles from its history, home and community. Devastated fans mourned the death of their club, but before long they took a fresh approach by creating their own team.

Backed by the Wimbledon Independent Supporters Association and The Dons Trust, with a combined membership approaching 3000, AFC Wimbledon was born. Just six weeks later, having obtained a ground, senior status, sponsorship and many hundreds of season ticket applications, AFC Wimbledon played its first game on Wednesday 10th July against Sutton united at Gander Green Lane (a game that saw a 4-0 defeat celebrated like a Cup Final win).

Except that for the fans this isn't the club's first ever game – it is a direct continuation of the old club that was formed as Wimbledon Old Centrals back in 1889. This view is backed by the ex-Wimbledon manager Terry Burton, sacked by Chairman Charles Koppel less than a week after the season ended, despite achieving a creditable league finish. "If that's where the fans are, that is where the club is", said Burton, "It's a great idea. It's great for football. It's a great achievement and everyone involved should be proud of AFC Wimbledon. I love to watch football. I loved Wimbledon, but this

is a vile stinky fungus that is embedded in the centre of body that you can smell a mile off this comes from someone called Edward 'Smelly Cunt' Ford'a disease that is not wanted by anyone.

He has a wash once a bluemoon, and brushes his teeth every leap year

HAVE A WASH U SMELLY CUNT

the gay boy that has only got 4 shirts and 1 trouser

a school shirt that has fungus all over it. WASH IT U SMELLY CUNT

and has the cheapest season ticket at chelsea, only £400 supposedly hes a millionaire. But i think that millionaire have a wash once in while

BUY SOME NEW CLOTHES U TRAMP, AND NOT FROM EBAY U TIGHT SMELLY CUNT

WHATS HIS DREAM

'' I WANT TO MARCH DOWN TO SOUTHALL AND TELL EVERYONE TO GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY''

EDWARD FORD JACKS OFF TO THE BNP AND NATIONAL FRONT, HE MAYBE WANTS ALL GIRLS TO GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY AS HE IS A GAY

HE THINKS hE HAS FRIENDS BUT DOESNT HAVE ANY.

HIS DAD HAS A SNIPER RIFLE AND WILL COME FOR U, WHERE FROM

OH YEAH

WEMBLEY MARKET

THATS WHERE ALL MILLIONNAIRES SHOP

FAMOUS PHRASE

'4 FOR A POUND'

An over commercialised, very expensive drug-fest with over hyped bands.

Alright, I will state that I was curious about this band about four years ago. I thought to myself: "Good Charlotte can't be that bad if they have so many 'hardcore' fans that go everywhere, buy everything and speak anything that is to do with Good Charlotte." Man, was I wrong. Good Charlotte sucks. They're basically a boy band that wears black clothes and wears eyeliner. Their music sounds like sped up emo music. You could describe their music as "emo with estrogen". MTV markets them to the teenybopper crowd. How so many young, impressionable kids can get suckered hook, line, and sinker into ANY of the garbage that this pathetic excuse of a band dumps onto them is beyond me. They definitely appeal to 12 year old kids, who have such a horrible life because they can't go to the mall and buy new clothes or get a new video game.

They are a whiny band that love to sing about how "horrible" and "tragic" their life is, meanwhile they are sitting in cash in their mansions. No one cares except for their legions of self-pitying fans who feel they can truly connect with GC's "deep" and "inspiring" so-called "music". They even have whiny ballads that sound like the rest of the "pop-punk" and "emo" genres at the moment. Yeah, GC is fuelled by teen angst and armed with extremely bad talent. I'm sorry kiddies but Good Charlotte is nothing more than pop. I'm 16 & I'm already getting tired of the new music because it is getting horrible & more horrible. It's a manufactured popularity c...

Also known as the Chronicles of Narnia Rap. It was originally shown on SNL performed by Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg. It has grown and become one of the funniest videos of all-time, the rest is internet lore.