The first is situated between the already-known G-spot and the crevix, on the frontal wall of the vagina the same as the G. The other one has been discovered by sex-geologists (as it befits to call them!), lying 2cms deep into the love tunnel! These 'spots' can be errotogenous if massaged gently by the the tip of the glans , hitting the vagina in repetitive thrusts that point upwards to the belly button.
In the late-90s, a collective area was designated as one whole 'spot' that can produce the squirt effect (seen in hot-squirter fuck-flicks...), by the stimulation of the 'cligeva' (the CLItoris/ G-spot/ Vaginal canal & the urEtha).
The Hindus knew, since the beginning of time that the vagina had many treasures hidden inside it other than the A-spot/ U-spots: Tanzen is a 'spot' that the Kama Sutra talked about, namely the second 'hara' chakra located 3"inches just below the navel and can be errogenous too, if massaged during sex or, gently pressed by the palm of the hand during thrusting.
Taken from the latin abreviation: F.F.F.A.B.U.C.S.N., F.F.A, roughly translates to Fit from far away, many years of repetetive use have caused the latin abreviation (of: Fit from far away but up close she nasty) to become obsolete, a shorter version was more appropriate due to the disgruntled half mauled face being within a metre of you. The details of this phrase/word basically entail the sight of a woman from far away who you believe to be 'a bit of a looker', it's not untill they approach you that you can distinguish the pubescent years of acney, blotched fake tan skin, a face that looks like a bag of spanners and that outfit which looked flattering is infact Burberry. To reveal that the most repeated word of use when an F.F.A. is revealed is 'Saggy', tells a story of its own.more...
When things were so happy in your wonderland of 50-100 feet away, your very own Elysian Fields, when you spot the potential girl of your dream, you are crushed, obliterated and left a mere shell of your former self of 20 seconds ago when you truley see what you were excited about. Many a man has sworn a oath to god after such events, little is known on the emotions they suffer when they see a leggy figure coming over the horizon afterwards.
There are two known symptoms, but neither truley repair the damage.
1) Beer. Amen.
2) Murder. Whether to yourself or the monster. The latter has been branded legal, instead referred to as a "favour to society" (To quote H.R.H The Queen), also known ...
To make an abrupt u-turn ghetto style.
Your driving and all of sudden you need to turn around, so you do so on the spot, whether you need to hold up traffic or not.
See example: Ah shit I forgot my wallet man make a chicano u-turn yeah.
|4.||get a penis|
'get a penis' is meant to diss someone, it doesnt rly make sence but thats the fun of it. it can be used to male and female.
jeff: hey dude u missed a spot at cleaning
dude: get a penis man.
A Place U Smoke Herbs.
homie: EYY BRAHH U IN APUSH (AP US HISTORY)?
me: HAHA YEEEE!
homie: what was tonights hw?
me: what? nigguh im blown af. im in a place u smoke herbs, iono wtf ur talking about.
|6.||blow up a spot|
To tell someone somthing that was supposed to be a secret.
Greg: Yo i saw ur man at the party yesterdeay..he went upstairs wit Kiesha.
Lawisha: WTF were u doing with Kiesha.
Ingus: I dunno what your talking about.
Lawisha: Dont play Greg already blew you up.
Ingus: For real..be rite baq.
-Ingus is rolling deep-
Ingus: Good looks on blowing mah spot up.
Greg: I dunno what your talking about.
-Ingus and crew beat his ass-
To belong to a group of LAN partie dudes who used to call themselves gimpfactory. Gimping is the verb used to describe the actions that occur at the LAN parties they held.
Lads, who's on for a spot of gimping at the weekend?