|1.||son of a smichigun|
A polite way of calling someone a son of a bitch, but more harsh than son of a gun. Best used in mixed company where a real swear might not be appropriate.
"That George Bush sure is a son of a smichigun"
"Son of a smichigun, gas is expensive"
"That dutch bag son of a smichigun cut me off"
|2.||Beast of a Son|
A reciprocal of the same popular euphemism Son of a Beast that denotes the same meaning as its root phrase.
"Son of a Beast, Beast of a Son. Seast of a Bun, Bun of a Seast."
|3.||son of a gun|
Back in the early 1800s, the British did something called impressment. During the Napoleonic wars, the British considered any ship that traded with the French an enemy. They would steal the supplies and capture the crew. They impressed the crew into the navy for life. These guys would work as sailors for the rest of their lives and never step on dry land again. If they had a wife, the British would bring the wife aboard the ship. If the wife was pregnant, they would place her on the gun deck near the cannons. When she started having contractions, they would fire the cannons to make her push to have the baby. When the baby was born, it was called a son of a gun. This termis is very negative.
Where's your dad, you son of a gun
|4.||Just A Moment|
Just A Moment is by the rapper Nas, and it's one of his best songs ever. It features his protege, Quan. While 50 Cent only raps about guns, bitches, and "da hood", Nas raps about real things that affect real people. In this song, he tells us to remember people that have died, and not to forget their memories. Nas is one of the best lyricists in the business, second only to Joe Budden.
As day comes and night falls
For the rest of our life we'll miss y'all
And even though life must go on, we'll still mourn
While wishin' y'all were home
Can we please have a moment for children?
Who got raped or murdered, or trapped in the system
Who never knew their father, never learned to dream
But was guided by drug dealers, killers and crack fiends
For single mothers that's forced to play mom and dad
Bustin' her ass to give her kids shit she never had
For my niggaz in the pen hopin' rhymes'll get 'em signed
So when released, they can say bye to a life of crime
For every mother that held a son in the street bleedin'
Cryin' a song of sorrow too dark and deep for speakin'
Just a moment outside the day to day struggle
To let the ones we really care about know that we love 'em
|5.||sons o' bitches|
Plural form of 'son of a bitch'; a group of people, each one being a son of a bitch
(after a group of people, each being a son of a bitch, wrecked Ted's car)
Ted: That's it- I'm a kick each one a ur asses, ya sons o' bitches!
|6.||Son Of A Twat Cake|
similar to a Son Of A Bitch!! cept my ass made i up to bug the fuck out of Melissa James
"Son Of A Twat Cake!!" I stubbed my toe hoe.
|7.||motorboatin son of a bitch|
n; One who motorboats -- and is also a son of a bitch.
n; Term applied to one who has had a sexual episode whilst intoxicated -- usually followed by high fives and busting of chops.
Person 1: Yeah so I was totally nailin that girl last night! Cool.
Person 2: I bet you were, you motorboatin son of a bitch!
Hey did you hear about Seamus? He got with that girl Kerri -- what a motorboatin son of a bitch huh?!