| 1. | retards mistake | ||
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A 'retards mistake' is when someone surprisingly do something good, great or extraordinary even though everybody expected differently. You expect a retard to do something retarded but if the retard do good. It must be a mistake... The expression is from 'Life', a movie starring Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy. The example given in 'Life', is when 'Can't get right' (Bokeem Woodbine) to everybody's surprise hit the ball during a baseball game. Everybody thought he was retarded, but he was just a mute... "-George Bush just talked two minutes without any mispronunciation or nonsense coming from his lips.
-That must be a rare example of a retards mistake." |
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| 2. | Stupid Mistake | ||
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When a person makes a mistake and it's stupid. A STUpid mistake applies to people with the name Stu or Stuart. Stu: "I tried to cut a guy off in traffic, but he wouldn't let me, so I started tailgating him, but then he slammed on his breaks, ran up to my car and scared the sh*t out of me."
Michael: "Well that was a STUpid mistake." |
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| 3. | Boris | ||
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A person who is prone to making ridiculously stupid mistakes that is laughable to an ordinary human. "That Ramwell sure is a Boris"
"man, i'm so sorry for borising out at your grandfathers funeral" |
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| 4. | siki | ||
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1) Another word for retard
2) A term used to describe a general mistake 3) Someone or something that is useless 4) A term used to describe a chil coming from a torn condom 1) You damn siki
2) Dude you pulled a siki 3) Look at that siki sittin on the curb askin for cash 4) Shit! I think im havin a siki! |
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| 5. | tardtyping | ||
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To mistype a word by accidentally "shifting" your starting position over the keyboard. For example "right" can become "wifhr". Dude, I've been tardtyping all day. I called my girlfriend a bwsru viycj on IM earlier. She slapped me so hard I still have a purple handprint on my... ass.
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| 6. | brik | ||
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1- (Noun) Someone lacking a brain. Usually caused by dropping a brick on their head. Someone with no common sense.
2- (Adjective) An action falling very short from making sense or being intelligent. A regrettable mistake not well thought out usually resulting in injury, arrest or other long term negative consequences. 1- Wayne: "I dare you to jump off this bridge into that can of dirty syringes!"
Mitch: "Okay" Wayne: "Haha you stupid fucker I knew you would do it you are a total fucking brik!" 2- Sean: "Mitch why weren't you at the party last night?" Mitch: "I got a DWI." Sean: "Wow, that's fucking brik!" |
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| 7. | faxy | ||
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A word that describes a person as almighty and knowledgeable.
The person might not show it but they are. The person sees all conflicts from every stand point. A faxy usually does not argue with others about their own view on topics, because they know that person(s) are incompitent. Ian: I believe the Iraq war is a total mistake.
Dan: If that is what you believe, then so be it. Ian: Well it is, we should have never have invaded. Dan: Alright Ian. Hey!, you want to get some ice cream? I think joe might be a faxy. He kept switching topics when i tried to talk to him about same-sex marriages. |
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