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A form of masturbation commonly used by gothic males. It involves laying the penis across a flat surface (namely a table or bench) and pounding the penis with a large hammer until ejaculation occurs, or the penis becomes too purple and sore to continue. The word Spackel is derived from speckle, because the penis will go speckly after a prolonged beating. Spackeling is not to be confused with spackling. For a graphic example of spackeling, see www.thepounder.com
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| 72. | bestiality | ||
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Sexual intercourse between a human being and a lower animal, particularly the hominid subspecies represented by ultra-conservative Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum. Tom awoke to a pounding headache and the foul aftertaste of whiskey in his mouth, but it was not until he risked a glance behind at his snoring bedmate that he began to grasp the appalling extent of the previous night's debauch: not only was Tom now "spooning" with the Senate's most vocal homophobe, but he had engaged in an act of bestiality with same.
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| 73. | Wolf nibbling at the back door | ||
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A sweating and itching condition caused by walking fast on hot days or by engaging in any other physical activity that makes your ring sting. Excessive pounding on the missus' rusty sheriffs badge with the wolf having recently nibbled at her back door may cause bleeding and discomfort. Sharron: Fucken hell Shane, you've been hanging outta my ring all night and now there's a Wolf nibbling at the back door.
Shane: Sorry love, I was drunk. Tell him to piss off. |
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| 74. | Puddle Pounding | ||
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When you Spread a girl/man butt cheeks therfore revealing her butt hole, Then dribbling some piss inside the BOWL that is her ass hole, It looks like a puddle, then you take the head of your penis and smack the puddle as a little kid would jump in a puddle. John came home the other night and walked in on his son Puddle Pounding his Girlfriend.
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| 75. | Smashed The Granny | ||
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Indication that a gentleman has given a vigorous and enthusiastic pounding to a consenting female. This practice often results in ruptions of internal organs and rendering the subject crippled for several days, almost like your gran. To smash the granny you do not need to be fussy. The granny can be smashed out of all of the mainstream orifices including the less popular but equally effective belly button smashing, reserved for ladies of a larger volume. Tigger found walking and day to day activities challenging and painful after Christopher Robin smashed the granny out of his ring piece (Extract from 'Whinnie the Pooh, can honey be used as lube? - 1954')
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| 76. | kickback | ||
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always hosted at an individual's house, a kickback consists of friends getting together to engage in party activities such as drinking etc., without the hassle and drawbacks of a big party. although an invite verbal or otherwise is not necessary it is understood that a kickback is friends only and is not to exceed 20 or 30 persons. a good option for those not wishing to get their house trashed. not to be confused with a party or rager. You guys should cruise Matt's house on Saturday cuz hes gonna have a kickback.
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| 77. | the balboa | ||
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When you masturbate with a boxing glove while watching one of the six Rocky films. I blew a Rocky-sized load after a long session of the balboa.
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