1.to represent (a thing or abstraction) in the form of a person, as in art.comedy

2.to embody (a quality, idea, etc.) in a real person or a concrete thing.

3.intoxicated from drugs; high.

4.exhausted or incapacitated through intemperance; burned-out.

Hipster-

A contrived identity constructed out of a pastiche of symbols co-opted from bohemian movements of the past, and then reassembled and repackaged. Yet, unlike bohemian subcultures of earlier periods, the hipster lives by no common creed, ethic, or collection of political beliefs. Nor does the hipster offer a unique form of art, music, or literature as groups such as the Beats, Hippies, Yippies, or Punks once did. Rather, the hipster is driven by an effort to cultivate an identity as an end in itself, a persona that will presumably distinguish the hipster from their despised, and over-generalized concept of “mainstream culture.”

Hipster Psychology-

Hipster psychology is born out of experiences of rejection during childhood and adolescence as well as the resultant inability to conform to contemporary social standards. The hipster, as a psychological self defense mechanism, constructs an alternative perspective on culture and identity as a response to their subjective experience of social failure and emotional pain. Rather than accept their own shortcomings at face value, the hipster cultivates a self centered world view whereupon culture, religion, politics, and society as a whole are at fault for all that causes dissatisfaction and frustration. Furthermore, the hipster believes that his or her non-participation in “mainstream” life serves as a form of subversion itself, as well as proof positive of their intellectual enlightenment rather than an obvious demonstrat...

Porg; ie. Person Of Reduced Growth.

Porg is a reference term for those below average height.
Common traits are unusually short limbs, childlike hands and feet.
In Western society porgism has especially negetive effects on men, as their reduced height makes them extremely less desirable to potential mates.
They are often insecure, and try to overcompensate for their lack of height by cockiness, adopting a more macho persona, using sarcasm as a defense,and buying fast cars.
Famous porgs include Tom Cruise and Bono(he always platforms!)

Adaption; G-PORG ie; ginger porg.
These rare unfortunates are cursed with this double whammy.
Due to their unattractiveness to the female race,and thus lack of breeding the G-PORGs may soon be extinct.

A user who has been in the internet scene for nearly a decade as of today (May 8th, 2005). He

uses a consistent name throughout, thus he is easily identifiable no matter where you may look on

the internet.

Some may find offense to his witty remarks and plethora of crass and upfront sarcasm; however, this

does not phase his character in the least bit. Just like his name, he stays true to his persona,

regardless of the circumstances.

A "Jack of no trades", he holds average skills spread throughout the spectrum and he will use

whatever power he has to help others, unlike the majority of holier-than-thou administrators and

operators. It's not the size of your E-penis that counts, after all. Since Tornberry is not a

phony or a fraud, one can trust him. Don't let his childlike personality fool you.

Tornberry can be found on various message boards and on certain channels and networks on IRC,

such as irc.Rizon.org.

Did I mention he's really kick-ass and awesome? Don't believe me? Well, then check out his IRC

conversatio...

Head moderator At Tim Buckely's CtrlAltDel webcomic. Very strict with the adherence of rules, but with a tendency to use own power to evade rules himself, particularly those concerned with putting down other users.

Has the internet persona of an adolescent and seems proud of it, despite being a thirty-nine-year-old, undemployed father.

Continuously seeks opportunities where he can build himself into a clever, morally superior person to other CAD users. Often uses cynical sarcasm like it is the epitome of wit.

The welsh equivalent of the common internet term *facepalm.

Used in circumstances when a subject:
1) Does something stupid or unnecessary
2) Does not get a blatant joke or conversation (or understand sarcasm)
3) Is Jamie Argyle