| 1. | Steamin' Willie Beamin' | ||
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When you jizz in a girls eye and simultaniouly take a dump on her chest My boyfriend accidentally gave me a Steamin' Willie Beamin'
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| 2. | yakov smirnoff | ||
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After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip. "After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"
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| 3. | $5 Footlong | ||
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a cheap man whore that $5 footlong gave me an std, now i know why it was so cheap.
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| 4. | The Hannah Perks | ||
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Hannah Perks is a mythical creature who has lived on the Earth for billions of years. Hannah's main interests are gaming, making love to lamp posts and touching up old men. Hannah can't attract any male species her age so she targets the older generation among her species. The Hannah Perks dwells the depths of Soho.
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