a gay mans mission to get as much spunk in one night as possible. can also be used for a cock hungry female.
julian: "oh my god i was so horny last night i went on a snow patrol!"
bruce:"oh you're such a dirty man whore"
cat: "i had sex with 5 blokes last night in th club"
sarah: "damn you were on one hell of a snow patrol!"
The most supperior of all brains. Compared to a "woman brain", the man brain has the ability to find directions, solve math problems, use common sense and logic as well as not being affected by drama/bitchery/feminism. Those with a man brain find life much easier and more complete than those with other forms of brains.
"Damn, his man brain is so big."
crunchers are a mans balls
a ball flew straight into joe's crunchers
The warm, moist, milky white fluid that discharges from the penis when excited.
"When you milk a mans udder, man milk comes out!!"
"When Kathleen and Leslie started to milk my udder, my man milk sprayed all over their faces, although my man milk was displeasing to taste.
A human entity at which all female frustrations and inadequecies are aimed, despite man having no control over the fact that women just happened to be born female.
It's not mans fault, get over it!
I've got all this ironing to do, I've got really bad period pains, and all you can do is fucking sit there watching football! Man: "it's not our fault, you should have been born male".
Being in labour really hurts, this is all your fault you bastard, I hate you! Man: "it's not our fault, you should have been born male".
I hate men, I don't need men...... now how the fuck do I wire this plug? Man: "it's not our fault, you should have been born male".
Muffins are muffins, there's nuthin like muffins;
You just can't beat muffins, no other will do...
If you don't like muffins then you are a puffin,
So try ENGLISH muffins, 'cos they'll have to do.
Blueberry, Cinnamon, Chocolate or Plain,
Raisin and Apple (the weird ones in Spain),
Muffins are heaven, the Muffin Man's king,
and ITS NOT A RUDE WORD! Its an innocent thing. X)
"Muffins are yummy." "You need a life..."
This defines a mans lust to blow his load.
Hey baby, how would you like to experiance my man passion.