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1. The name of the main character from Lewis Caroll's world renowned books, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass.

2. The name of the main character of Disney's Alice in Wonderland.

3. A nickname given to a women of utmost perfection. Nickname most commonly used in the UK.

4. A video game made by a completely insane man named American McGee about how Alice is sent to an Asylum after being the sole survivor of a fire. She then is forced to rescue Wonderland, thus saving her sanity. (Rated M for Mature)

5. A SyFy channel (Why oh why did you change to a gay name like that SciFi?!) movie about Alice going back to wonderland and finding it a lot like Las Vegas.

6. Tim Burton's Latest Movie, in which Alice revisits Wonderland after her boyfriend proposes to her. It seems to follow some of Mr. McGee's ideas in his video game, although, the queen of hearts is a midget, whereas, in the game, she is some sort of tentacle monster.
1. (the setting: A boy and his mother are in a library in the 19th century, sometime after the book Alice's Adventures in Wonderland was written) Oh, mother, could you please let me read this book? PLEASE? Oh, fine, Thomas. (Days later) I thought it was a good book, mother! I'm sure you did, Thomas...

2. Oh, man, grandpa wouldn't get off my case last night when we were watching the old Alice in Wonderland!

3. Ah, that Juniper girl is an amazing Alice!

4. Holy fuck, did the Duchess just explode her head by sneezing?! What the hell is wrong with this game?!

5. Ugh, there was just no fucking point to that annoying SyFy movie Alice! Damn't, why did SciFi change it's name? I liked it better the old way!

6. I don't even have an example for this one.
by GaarSandjug?2 March 02, 2010
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Alice, the name of a rectum poo stopper. Once inserted up the anus, one may go for days without needing the toilet pain free. (different sizes and measure available for your comfort.)
Person 1: Ergh! i have such bad diarrhea
Person 2: Here, you can borrow my Alice if it fits.
by luya October 26, 2011
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A glass of milk that has been sitting out in the sun for 12 days and has been spit in by homeless dogs.
Eew i accidently drank some alice.
by tiobla June 26, 2009
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beanerville,aka so close to mexico you could spit and hit it.
the birthplace of the crackhead, the highest percentage of dropout rate in the state of texas.also known as Hubcity(or the tunnel of drugs)
Where you from? -"Alice" oh?! isnt that in the valley?
by Nova Scotia Hio June 12, 2008
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The funk, spice, and sugar of my dreams. She's both my vanilla and chocolate. She can be crazy and wild, she can be sweet and calm. She's all slim, but with booty. She's the one you only see when you glance the second time, but she's also the one you won't ever want to let go. She is the ingredient that makes me whole.
Boy 1: That girl's crazy! Look at her laugh. But she's so cute!

Boy 2: Yea, she's def an Alice.
Boy 3: Yea, that's my Alice. My wild card.
by CrazyCard2 September 19, 2009
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An alice is a poor example of what should of been a women, they are loud and always have food in there hands and never wash or trim the bush. Always cock blocking
Male 1- mate i need you to take her friend
Male 2 - fuck of mate thats an alice right there
by legendofthebeast August 18, 2013
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Usually that of female gender, however often hiding a sex change. They are rather splendorous human beings with a tendency of being epic without meaning to be so. They are most often the more beautiful kind of entities in this world and enter only the most privileged people's lives. If you are ever lucky enough to encounter an 'Alice', treat her with the kindness and respect that a goddess like her deserves.

RULE NO.1 - An Alice is never wrong.
RULE NO.2 - An Alice is knowledgeable beyond words.
RULE NO.3 - An Alice will always be better than you. Don't even try to out do her... IT WON'T WORK.
I saw an Alice the other day. It was AWESOME.
by asdfghjk12345678901 February 24, 2013
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