A joey is usually the name one stoned person gives to another stoned person as they start to do everything they tell em to, everything!
Stoner A: Go chippy and get me a pie
Stoner B: OK
Stoner A: Haha, Joey
"Joey" means 'cripple' and derives from the famous children's program, Blue Peter.
Blue Peter presentersinvited spina-bifida sufferer, Joey Deacon, onto the show so he could talk about life with this debilitating condition.
"can I play football with you?"
"get away from me you joey"
An unfortunate and unnecessary accident, often caused by careless actions from an individual with poor judgment.
The car ajoeyed off the road because the driver sped up in a futile attempt to pass the 18 wheeler.
a person that will do anything for someone
'oh he picked up my pencil, carried my books and gave me a glue stick' 'what a joey'
if you do "a joey" it means to get out your penis out regularly, attempting to entertain other people. Most commonly done on webcam.
f*cking hell kemp did a joey last night!