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4.
A joey is usually the name one stoned person gives to another stoned person as they start to do everything they tell em to, everything!
Stoner A: Go chippy and get me a pie
Stoner B: OK
Stoner A: Haha, Joey
by Xa3r0 January 15, 2005
 
1.
"Joey" means 'cripple' and derives from the famous children's program, Blue Peter.

Blue Peter presentersinvited spina-bifida sufferer, Joey Deacon, onto the show so he could talk about life with this debilitating condition.
"can I play football with you?"

"get away from me you joey"
by dan November 26, 2004
 
2.
An unfortunate and unnecessary accident, often caused by careless actions from an individual with poor judgment.
The car ajoeyed off the road because the driver sped up in a futile attempt to pass the 18 wheeler.
by spaudingrun January 10, 2011
 
3.
a person that will do anything for someone
'oh he picked up my pencil, carried my books and gave me a glue stick' 'what a joey'
by shazaaoxoxo February 11, 2012
 
5.
if you do "a joey" it means to get out your penis out regularly, attempting to entertain other people. Most commonly done on webcam.
f*cking hell kemp did a joey last night!
by Broomy October 31, 2006
 
6.
A guy who you meet and instantly forget as he didn't make much of an impression and is therefore rather forgettable
Mate you've met him loads of times! Really? I don't remember he must of been a bit of a Joey.
by Pozzyp September 13, 2014