| 1. | Hot Girl Status | ||
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When a hot girl on facebook makes a pointless status, and guys like it because they like her. John "Did you see what (Hot girls name) said yesterday, she got 100 likes"
Matt "Dude, its just a Hot Girl Status" |
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| 2. | Hot Girl Paradigm | ||
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The Hot Girl Paradigm refers to the universal effects that occur which are unique to Hot Girls; these items include: (1) lots of free stuff (2) the ability to ignore (or break) laws, moral or statutory, without repercussion (3) unqualified professional advancement (4) lots more free stuff (5) the ability to achieve (1-4) without criticism. Hot Girls live either consciously, subconsciously, or both, within the Hot Girl Paradigm or (Hot Girl Universe), a place that someone who isn't a Hot Girl cannot understand or operate, willing or otherwise. The Hot Girl Paradigm is the metaphorical and socio-gender-economic opposite of the Glass Ceiling. "Geez I've only been to like 20 Mavericks games in suites this year, and had to sit courtside like 5 times" - an example of an often-heard statement from the mouth of a Hot Girl. They couldn't comprehend that normal people (non-season-ticket holders) wouldn't attend 30+ NBA games a year, in $500+ tickets, for free. This is an effect of the Hot Girl Paradigm.
Hot Girls also receive many other things for free that most people would pay significantly for - "I had a flat tire and the guy at Discount Tire gave me 2 free tires and a free battery." - this does not happen to guys. Or ugly people. Hot Girl Paradigm. In the Hot Girl Paradigm, a girl can also: obtain a table at dinner without a reservation, gain immediate access to clubs, skip lines at the movie theatre, etc. |
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| 3. | h.g. | ||
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a hot girl.
a Hot Boy's girl. spit by B.G. of the Hot Boys, Cash Money Millionaires. "I cant see no other bitch for the B.G.
But a hot girl fo' sho' call her a H.G. (a hot girl)." - "I Need a Hot Girl" - Hot Boys - Cash Money Records |
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| 4. | send it | ||
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what you say when you see a HOT GIRL you would fuck if you are in the mall with a few friends and you see a hot girl you say "send it" so your friends know there is a slamming hot chick near by.
you can also use the initials "S.I." because saying "send it" is sometimes a little too obvious |
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| 5. | swervebank | ||
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A douchebag you see hagning out with a hot girl. You and your boy are walking down the sidewalk and pass a complete douche (usually a jock or emo kid or a metro douche) whose going out with a hot girl and you'd rather be with her instead of the douchebag. So in order to tell your boy that you utter, or many times yell, SwerveBANK!
*OMG dude did oyu see that girl at the party last night? -yeah dude but she was with a total swervebank. *fuck it dude lets go curbstomp that swervebank and find that girl. -YERF!!!! (*see YERF for further comprehension.) |
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| 6. | pulling a Goldberg | ||
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When a hot girl touches a guy a lot until he gets a massive erection which is noticable by all. This would then necessitate the use of a large object to cover it up. girl scratching and rubbing a males back...
Guy: (orgasmically) uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhh... I think I'm pulling a goldberg!! girl: oh man (laughing as she walks) |
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| 7. | The Clock System | ||
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The "Clock" System is an extremely common form of males to communicate to each that a hot girl is in their perimeter. However, this system can also be used by females as well, but is not very common (Two guys walking and they see a hot girl to their right)
Guy #1-Yo, 3 o'clock. Guy #2-Now that is what I call a fine piece of machinery. Guy #1-You like how she didn't even notice we were staring because I was able to use a very handy secret code, The Clock System. |
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