| 57. | whoregasm | ||
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An orgasm had by a woman from a sexual act deemed as "dirty", taboo or promiscuous, such as sex in public, sex with multiple partners, anal sex, DP, sex with an inanimate object, bestiality, necrophilia, sex with a stranger, BDSM, or a sexual affair, etc. This act may or may not be accompanied by a sense of shame often contributing to its increase in pleasure. "Avery's hooked up with a married guy at every job she's had. She knows its wrong but she says she gets such a whoregasm from doing it."
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| 58. | wappedy | ||
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an expression relating to an unfortunate situation. it can be said in sulky or piteous tones. usually elongated for increased effect. "driving whilst very tired must have been most wappedy."
A: "i failed my driving test today" B: "wappedy" |
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| 59. | Heckler | ||
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Hater & judge. Not the same as a critic though. They are disrespectful half breads that feel everyone has to live by their opinions. Most of them 18-30+old, either live in theirs mothers/family's home still to feed off the maternal tit. Have no direction, lack stature and morals in human behavior. (How to handle a bitch Heckler)
Female Comic: I was walking threw Jersey the other day and.... Heckler(yells threw the crowd): You suck, your a nothing, and a nobody, your a hag, you blow for Judas for duckets! Female comic: Do people like you ever shut the fuck up? Your daddy was begging me to suck his dick offering 5G's while yo' momma was bent over gettin' a dirty sanchez from my agent punk. Who's the nobody? Get the fuck oudda here. Were you the guy, in that movie one time, where the group was yelling "squeal like a pig boy?" You can't handle this truth. That's why you hide behind your website opinions. BTW didn't you pay to see this show? Heckler: (bows his head in shame when she gets done with him. The crowd laughs as he slowly cowers out of the building) |
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| 60. | Public Wash | ||
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The act of washing your hands only when there are other people there to judge your personal hygiene, for instance in a public washroom. "Don't shake John's hand. I hear he's a public washer."
OR "I was in a hurry to leave the office but my boss was in the urinal next to me so I felt like I had to do a public wash before leaving." |
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| 61. | Doing a Rachel | ||
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Drunkenly being sick on yourself on the tube Excess drinking leads to disgracing yourself on the tube, going to ex boyfriends house and then having to go to work the next day in his flatmates clothes and shoes with soiled clothes in a plastic bag. Work mates then class this as 'doing a rachel'
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| 62. | kurtoasted | ||
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Core ruination, utter failure, complete devastation, intractable destruction, or any other extremely undesirable outcome resulting from an event never seen coming or seemingly so unlikely as to warrant no consideration in the first place. Such occurrences have popularly become known as 'black swans'. The word is derived from kurtosis, used in statistics to measure the likelihood of extremely unlikely events. A higher kurtosis value indicates that extreme events constitute a higher proportion of the possible outcomes associated with any given event, though this can only be discerned after such events occur. This is more commonly known as the 'fat-tail' of a probability distribution. John was kurtoasted upon discovering that his wife was actually his fraternal twin sister, separated from him at birth. Shortly before hanging himself, he is recorded as saying "People will think I killed myself out of shame, but they'll be wrong one thing. I could have lived with having had sex with my sister for years. But I simply can't face the fact that my twin sister was such a dirty slut."
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| 63. | Verbage | ||
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When someone uses colorful language to describe something incredibly graphic that may be a little bit too much for one with sensitive ears/stomach may find a little too much to bare. Usually when something is explicitly sexual in content at an inappropriate time but is deemed appropriate enough by some as it's void of all profanity. Lance thinks the inside of Jordan's thighs would make GREAT ear warmers
Mackenzie: LANCE!...VERBAGE Lance hangs his head in shame. |
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