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Porn that only has a few good parts. You start at point A, and end at point B, and then loop over only that portion of the material to masterbate to.
First originated on the Keith and The Girl podcast. Chemda's voice is some good A-B Porn. I just take the parts where she sounds all sexy, and keep rewinding those parts.
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| 2. | B-stache | ||
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A B-stache belongs to anyone sporting a moustache reminiscent of a stache found in a B-movie, especially an 80's B-movie. The bestowing of a B-stache is often enhanced by naming a specific B-movie or B-movie actor that the B-stache most closely brings to mind. Did you see that guy? That was a Smokey and the Bandit B-stache!
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| 3. | /b/tard | ||
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1. A prominent member of 4chan's /b/ board.
2. A mindless noob who invades innocent sites for fun. 3. A lover of furries and scat porn. 4. One who dwells in the asshole of the internets. That guy is such a /b/tard.
/b/tards give the internet a bad name. All /b/tards are pedophiles. |
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| 4. | Scribt | ||
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A script for a shitty movie. The B is there because it is a B movie. Whereas in its original use the movie was a G movie. G for gay. Garrion wrote a scribt for a movie that he wants to make at his birthday party. But i'm worried that the Scribt will be for a gay porn.
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| 5. | bait n' tackle | ||
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"John lost it all at the tables; he had to do a bait n' tackle to get airfare back home!"
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| 6. | Pause porn | ||
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While online gaming and surfing porn simultaneously, what you do so as to not get kicked out of a game when the other gamers complain of you being laggy - pausing the streaming porn movie or download so you can pick it up later without losing the story line or the download. A side benefit of pause porn is that you can alway alt+tab your way over to the paused porn for a quick "sneek peek" when the gaming goes through a boring patch... Dude, you're so laggy, either leave or pause porn please!
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| 7. | Operation Ponytail | ||
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A historic day, in which hundreds of /b/tards uploaded pornography onto youtube, confusing the shit out of the youtube admin.
There is some debate on whether it occurred on on June 12, 2009, or June 13, 2009. 12 year old- I'm twelve years old and what is this?
/b/tard- *grin* Youtube admin, much later- Hm. Operation Ponytail. *click* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- |
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