The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.

When a Guy Takes his Penis and kinda puts it up to a girls Vagina and shes ready to take it, he quickly pulls out and rams it up her ass and yells HIGH-AH

Supposedly the 'web's largest chat community', and holding the self-proclaimed '#1' before it, Chat-Avenue (Also known as C/A, C-A, or just CA) is a place for anything.

Chat Avenue consists of 12 chats, including an Adult, Gay, Dating, Kids, Video Games, Sports, Singles, Music, General, College, Teen, and Girls Only, as well as a chat-avenue forum.

CHATS:

Chats are pretty much useless and full of people wanting internet poontang. The only chats that really keeps this minimal is the Video Game Chat. But everyone there is an asshole and thinks they compare to God himself, mods included. So, chats = useless.

FORUM:

Ah, yes. Forums. People still want internet poontang, but they do it more ninja-esque. Sneakily, to say the least. Here's the breakdown:

Nice comment -> Good Reps (see below) -> Private Message -> Personal info -> Phonecall = Looking for internet sex.

REPUTATION POINTS:

Useless, pointless, and yet still coveted. Everyone freaks out over bad rep points, and strives for that insane number of good rep points.

The only good part about reputation points are picture reps. Picture reps are when you give someone a reputation point, good or bad, and in the comment box, post the url of a nasty, funny, or unrelated picture enclosed in IMG tags. Hilarity ensues.

Research shows that the Test forum is the only good one.

'WHO IZ DIS 'CHATMASTER' I BET I CULD BEAT HIM ^ LOL", you say?

Chatmaster is the head admin of Chat Avenue. Som...

When talking with black people this mean "They got WASTED." Although I'm white and I've never been to a black party where someone acted a fool, I don't think it involves any violence. Harmless pranks. Drunk and hitting on your brother's girlfriend. Forgot how to do the HUSTLE!!! Wished that MF would just SHUT UP!!

A sexual tag referring to when cum is shot into a male/females eyes therefore blinding them.

1. A phrase you say when you want to get somebody's hopes
up.

2. A phrase you say when somebody says something
unlikely or unrealistic.