1. someone who uses the phrase "fail" and "fml" and "fail at life" and "jk" on a continuous basis
2. someone who cannot go for more than 5 hours without fruit snacks or sour patch kids
3. a person you find at 3 am in the library, not doing work
4. watches desperate housewives on his/her laptop on a friday night
Hey Zyra! I see they must have finally let you out of the library. Welcome back to the free world.
an action in which you lead someone on in the dating scene then ditch; stud.
I zyra'd that girl; i kind of felt bad.