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A little monster that popped right of the womb with her mom's dildo in hand. She then grew up as a gremlin who enjoyed masturbating, using green beans (yeah, and your mom though you were eating them.) Her life reach an all time high as she discovered "anal penetration." Her life has currently plateaued as she is rigorously studying university level research how to harvest a penis from her shin, the left one to be exact.
The infamous Zuleyma Zamora is currently above me in our loft, making sweet love to cool cat.
by fgewgfpoophrejkhr May 10, 2011

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