Top Definition
A picture of a penis sent by Lord Zucchini over Xbox Live. It's one of many legends spawned by Gears of War, almost mythical in nature, but quite disturbing if you are on the receiving end.
I was quite disturbed when I opened my picture message and saw a Zucchini Penis.
by Raiden627 July 29, 2009

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